Funeral of Baroness Thatcher of Kesteven: order of service

St Paul’s Cathedral, City of London; Wednesday 17 April 2013; 11.00hrs

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Assembled congregation of mourners to rise for the Opening Anthem: “I don’t want to work on Maggie’s Farm no more” (B.Dylan; 1965) played by the Easington Colliery Brass Band (Bandmaster: A. Scargill).

Opening Address by Lords Heseltine and Howe: “We shall not look upon her like again (if we’re lucky) though we’re keeping an eye on that Theresa May”.

Half-hearted Prayers, lead by Rev K. Livingstone.

Encomium: The Iron Lady’s Rusted Reputation (D. Skinner MP).

Exeunt Hymn: “Ding Dong! The Witch is Dead”, to be sung by the congregation, joined by 50% of the UK population.

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Following the service, a champagne buffet (courtesy Lord and Lady Kinnock) will be served in the crypt. On leaving the cathedral, mourners are advised not to ask directions to the crypt from Sir Mark Thatcher.

 

Neville

One thought on “Funeral of Baroness Thatcher of Kesteven: order of service

  1. The true cost of the ‘state’ funeral is not being released until after its over,
    Don’t be surpr,sed the true cost will exceed the 10 million that’s being said, all being payed for by us the tax payers.
    I bet within two weeks the government says that they need to ‘cut back’ on something
    This whole thing is just making me sick, what about the jobs that was lost, the national health, the miners, the secret meetings, poll tax and never forget Hillsborough
    She clearly didn’t care about the working class of this country so why should we be inspected to care about her??
    And just to add, I thought the BBC was ment to be impartial? ? They might as well climb into the coffin to see if they can get a final interview with the woman that they seem to love
    DING DONG ( thank fk) THE BITCH IS DEAD! !!

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