Do you ever wake up in the morning and think ‘fuck me, I really wish I could find someone to boss me around’? Well today (and probably tomorrow, and the day after that … and the rest of time until he gives up on the idea) is your lucky day, my friend.
Because a Leominster man has been watching TV. And he wants to start a business!
Gary Dipper is looking for ‘like-minded individuals’ (minions) to help set up a community cooperative pub.
“I’ve seen TV programmes on community-run shops and pubs which appealed to me.
“I find that few people want to actually start something up and manage it – but I’m a natural born leader so I would like to organise groups.”
Fucking get in, he’s come to save us! All these years we’ve not had any natural born leaders to organise things for us. What a pickle we’ve been in. But now Gary’s here! Allahu Akbar!
Regular readers of the Hereford Journal will recognise his name. He’s the borderline far-right little-Englander who writes to the letters page almost every week—usually after one too many Daily Mail shandies—whining on about the EU, immigration, capital punishment, taxes etc. (you know the score).
Our guess is he’s been watching too much of his new epic boxset ‘Nigel Farage Goes to the Pub’ and wants in on a piece of the action.
Don’t expect to get paid for working for Mr Dippy’s new business though, he’s looking for volunteers.